Early Adopter License for Scirra Construct 2: $32
That's such a huge amount! Imagine how many pizzas you could afford with that, how many games you could buy, hell, you could get yourself a pair of shoes with that.
Clearly $32 is FAR too much for some software that you can create production-quality HTML5 games with. How dare Scirra put a price tag on it!
I don't want to live on this world anymore. When is the next Mars-bound ship?