I love this kind of stuff...anyway, here's some titles for these gems;
"A sim game where you cure crops ad nauseam."
"An arcade game where you cheer up candy with unpredictable powers."
Super Candy Psychologist!
"A student project where you punch statues with geolocation."
Statue Puncher: Real Life Edition
"A god game where you bomb countries using an expansive technology tree."
"An FPS where you wrestle extra-dimensional entities in the 'nads."
"A war game where you collect gold from clams to prevent an evil plot."
Clam Collector: The Wrath of Briney
"An adventure game where you go to war with priests while being torn between the forces of good and evil."
That...actually sounds like a great idea for a game.
Now that's freaky...