Dance Dance Flatulence Fandango (Just... No...)
Deadly **** Palace (Just how deadly is it? Some parties are interested in the answer.)
Enormous Wheelchair Lord (I guess that means he has a moving throne.)
Demonic Viking Babies (The mental image is pretty hilarious.)
Super **** Hammer Psychiatrist (but will the hammers be able to notice how **** he is?)
Australian Architecture Extravaganza (It must be really interesting, I guess...)
Sleazy Business Dreamland (This one's actually a cool concept, just with the wrong title.)
Naughty Indian (I guess it's revenge for THAT...)
Dangerous Military (You don't say?)
Britney Spears' Aerobics Kombat (Just try to picture it in your mind without at least smiling. I dare you.)
Japanese Ping Pong X (Lemme guess, it involves mechas...)
The Desert Gone Wild actually has some potential, though