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- Rich
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A doctor says to his patient, �I have bad news and worse news�.

�Oh dear, what's the bad news?� asks the patient.

The doctor replies, �You only have 24 hours to live.�

�That's terrible�, said the patient. �How can the news possibly be worse?�

The doctor replies, �I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.�
- QuaziGNRLnose
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what do you tell someone who performs circumcisions when its time to pay up at the restaurant and you dont like the waiter?

<img src="http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x271/Cruji/WEEGEE.jpg">

(sneaky edit by davioware )

keep the tip!
- Chezzy
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Why did the Siamese twins go to America?

So the other one could drive.
- l33twash0r
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http://www.napalmgoatse.com

Vote us to get on radio! And yes I posted this on joke thread becous our band isnt so serious

(Im HardcoreHemuli and I play stylophone <3)

edit: domain for our campaing is Napalm Goatse To Radio
- Rich
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- SoldjahBoy
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LOL Rich That's great... I have to save and email that one xD

OK so here's my joke:

I'm making a game, and I plan on finishing it.

~Sol
- Rich
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LOL Rich That's great... I have to save and email that one xD

OK so here's my joke:

I'm making a game, and I plan on finishing it.

~Sol

I'll rephrase this so it's shorter:

'post count +1'
- Mipey
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I'll rephrase this so it's shorter:

'post count +1'

Even shorter:
postcount++[/code:16hveixe]
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- Rich
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> I'll rephrase this so it's shorter:

>

> 'post count +1'

>

Even shorter:

postcount++[/code:2eth93hw]
pc++
- SoldjahBoy
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+1

~Sol
- Mipey
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+

I WIN
- QuaziGNRLnose
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+1

no, i do.
- newt
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.[/code:1eibvepg][/b] [/h2] not
- SoldjahBoy
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How did the GST affect the aboriginal community in Australia?

"Got $1.10 mate?"

~Sol
- Aeal5566
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So ...

no I cant tell that one.