28/12/2014
Hello,
I'm a big fan of Scirra and frequently use Construct 2. It's a great tool.
And I understand that you are pleased with your 47 bundle deals, but is it really necessary to tell me about them 4 or 5 times a day, everyday?
I usually didn't mind getting update emails for you, but this is getting a little too much.
Perhaps a little variety might add some spice to the emails? '42 bundle deals' for example, at least then I can chuckle at the Douglas Adams reference every few hours when I get your emails.
For now, please stop repeatedly sending me the same email. I would usually unsubscribe in this situation, but I do find it useful receiving an email once in awhile to let me know you've updated the software.
Thank you,
Hope you've had a great Christmas and a happy new year.
Jon Williams.
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29/12/2014
Hello again Scirra,
Thank you for your many replies to my email dated 28th Dec 2014.
Unfortunately the content wasn't exactly what I was hoping for.
I see that you did listen to my suggestion though, as 2 of the 6 emails
you enthusiastically sent me during the last 24 hours promoted your 46 bundle deals, rather than
the 47 I previously discussed with you.
I am sure you are aware the Christmas / new year period can be a time spent with family, and
because of your passionate attempts to seduce me in to purchasing one of your
many bundle deals my family (in particular my wife) is starting to question
the number of emails I am receiving. (My emails go directly to my iphone) I fear she is beginning to not believe
when I dismiss them as `nothing`, surely, she says, it must be important if someone is emailing
you with such persistence and vigor.
I'm afraid your youthful urgency to relive me of my money on your bundles is beginning to cause
me troubles. I understand it may be difficult for you, especially during this time of year, but Please refrain form
contacting me again, at least until the new year. I no longer want to hear about your 'bundles'.
(I believe - due to the number of correspondences that we are now on first-name terms.)
Have a very happy new year.
Jon
P.S
(As I write this email I have received another email from you.)