Have you tried filing a bug report? It's six questions - hardly "paperwork". I just filed one for you, with the example provided above, and it took less time than it did to write this post. There's already another issue already filed that might stem from the same problem.
Bug reports are super important to getting things fixed. The system works. Thousands of C3 bugs have been spotted and solved by this system, and the C3 you're enjoying right now is working well because of it. It forces users to be clear about the bug, and to give clear evidence that it's not their bad code causing the problem, and helps the dev team solve it as fast as possible - so they can get on with important stuff like new features.
Don't get me wrong, I want the platform behaviour fixed as well; all I develop are platform games. But the more we use the bug report system, the more likely it is to get fixed. It's not "free work for the devs by the consumer".