What do you say to a Pyromanical Procrastinator?

"Quit arson around"

What do you call a vampire with a blood fetish?

A hemophiliac.

That's all I can think of...

Ever you chuckled at them, got a little grossed out by them, both, or nothing.

Demo

Demo Mirror

Bored... made Boxland.

Screenshots will come.

Left & Right to Move

Up to Jump! It drains up to half of your action bar.

Left click to force yourself in the direction of mouse, drains the rest.

Right click to rotate at fast speeds, doesn't drain a thing.

Give me opinions, what I can improve on, and what I could lose?

Creating conditions/actions/events in run-time, perhaps?

A* Conditions/Events/Actions?

I get somewhat confused while playing this game... also this game seems very next-gen.

Am I the highest on the side of VRAM? D:

Device name: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 285

Pixel shader: 3

Estimated VRAM: 1510 MB

Motion blur: Yes

Edit: Answered my own question... no.

I'm intrigued with the effects made in the Volume 2. Page 2, and 3.

Oh the possibilities.

You can't, flash is disabled. I think they just used images.

Am I considered a Sadist if most of the time I spent playing it was spawning a lot of flies then trying to survive, which is impossible because they will all charge at me and kill me at the very first opportunity they get?

It's looking good, nice graphics.

Yeah, still somewhat annoying to control. I suppose I should just not touch it rather then comment about things I don't really understand.

This is the kind of game I'd be hurling my controller at the screen over.

Unless this is a Helicopter Crashing Simulator, then in which case, Bravo, you did well, you even made it look like you actually had goals you could accomplish.

Sorry for my harsh comment. I just really didn't like the controls, which I think is the most common complaint you have recieved.