Everyone needs a laugh a day, it's healthy. Also, this may be the longest thread ever, so go go.

John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was hitchhiking on a dark night and in the middle of a storm. John could hardly see a few feet ahead of him, but he saw the headlights of an approaching car, travelling slowly towards him. When it stopped he was so desperate for shelter, he jumped into the car and closed the door. He turned to speak to the driver, but there was no-one in the car, and the engine wasn't even on.

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Too scared even to jump out of the car, he started to pray. Then just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John was paralysed with terror, and watched as the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. Eventually he saw the lights of a pub and gathering his strength he jumped out of the car and ran inside.

Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila, and then started to tell everybody about the horrible experience he had just been through. The bar became silent as they listened to his story. About 15 minutes later, two guys walked in, also wet and very out of breath. Looking around, they saw John at the bar, and one said to the other, "Look Bruce - there's that fucking idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it."

You must be seeing things.. you posted it here!

This is a reminder/poke at David, who's the only one who can do them.

*poke*

It's not ideal, but it's what we're forced to do with Microsoft being silly about DX distribution.

On an aside, WoW uses OpenGL I think?

It's an easy and nice behavior for someone new to the SDK to make.

Someone make it, gogogo.

We'll be at 50,000 in no time with this .

Continue.

I was unaware of this fact.

30,000 by April.

Any takers?

1. A way to add frames within the Picture Editor. There should be two + icons, one to add a blank frame and one to duplicate the current frame.

2. An 'X' to each thumbnail in the Picture Editor for animations, to remove frames.

3. Text tool to the Picture Editor, it's annoying to use Paint etc if I just want to quickly slot some text in.

4. Scrolling dotted lines around the selection, and cursor changes when dragging the handles.

Wow.

Oh my god.

And so it begins .