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A multiplayer version of the game "Classic Pong" have fun and dont forget to check out the non multiplayer version of classic pong!
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Listen to me. User BETTERATPONG is utterly delusional. She is salty that I won 23-0, and is having delusions. Please, do not listen to her, as she feeds on the attention and praise.
MY SON IS CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID. YOU DONT GET POINK LIKE I DO. I INJECTED PONG INTO MY BLOODSTREAM. I LIVE BREATHE EAT PONG. EVERY TIME I PLAY PONG I FEEL THE SWEET WARM LOVING EMBRACE OF RECTANGLES HOLDING ME CLOSELY. YOU WOULD NOT GET IT. YOU ARE SAD; CRUEL. YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF PONG. YOU ARE PONGHATER. ON BEHALF OF THE PONG WE DO NOT WELCOME YOU. WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS BUT A PARTICLE I WAS PLAYING PONG. THE "BIG BANG" WAS ME WINNING AT PONG. SINCE THEN EVERY PART OF ME IS PONG. YOU WOULD NOT GET THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARTLESS, YOU KICK NEWBORN CHILDREN AND YOU HATE PONG. MY HEART IS SHAPED LIKE TWO RECTANGLES AND A SQUARE BECAUSE OF MY DEEP LUSTFUL DESIRE FOR PONG. GOD, I LOVE PONG. JUST AS JESUS PONG CHRIST ONCE SAID, IN PONGS 1:1, "MAY ALL WHO PRAISE PONG IN HIS NAME BE FORGIVEN FOR HIS PINS" (PONG SINS). YOU ARE PINGFUL. I AM A SAINT AND THE SECONDCOMING OF JESUS CHRIST. PONG WAS CREATED WITH MY BLOOD; EVER SINCE PONG HAS BEEN THE ONLY GAME. I LOVE PONG. <3
Do not worship false idols, BETTERATPONG. Exodus 20:4-5. You are the exactly what Jesus Christ and his father the Lord are against. You shall atone for the false scripture you are spouting on Construct.net Pong. I would say You are pinful, BETTERATPONG. Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
DIE
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THE INTERNET FOR LLIKE 30 MINUETES FOR PONG. YOU WOULD THINK THAT AFTER 50 YEARS OF PONG THERE WOULD BE A DECENT ONLINE IMPLIMENTATION THAT I CAN PLAY WITH MY FRIEND. THIS IS THE BEST ONE WE'VE FOUND. HOWEVER THIS TOO HAS ITS ISSUES AS MY FRIEND CANT MOVE THEIR PADDLE. I AM AT MY WITS END. I THINK I SHALL HAVE TO CODE MY OWN VERSION OF THE WORLD OLDEST GAME IN ORDER TO PLAY IT.
oh my gosh . theres a mysterious third this is a wonderous addition to the bit
PONG IS NO "BIT".
FINALLY, SOMEONE TRULY UNDERSTANDS MY DEEP-ROOTED DESIRE FOR THE ELUSIVE AND EVER-WONDROUS LIFESTYLE THAT IS "PONG". TO CALL IT A GAME WOULD BE UNDERSELLING IT, AS IT IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT. PONG IS AN EXPERIENCE, A LIFE-CHANGING MOMENT. I WOULD DASH MY NEWBORN BABY'S BRAIN AGAINST A PADDLE JUST TO EXPERIENCE THE ADDICTIVE RUSH OF PONG A FRACTION OF A SECOND. WHILE I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR USERNAME (FOR I AM THE BEST), I CAN APPRECIATE SOMEONE WHO IS ON THE SAME SPIRITUAL LEVEL THAT I AM. AND PLEASE DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. IF THE PADDLE DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE, YOU CANNOT MAKE IT. THE PADDLE OF PONK IS A WILD BEAST THAT ONLY TRUE EXPERTS WOULD KNOW HOW TO TAME AND CONTROL WITH EXCELLENCE. IF IT TRULY DOES WEIGH YOU DOWN, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO ABANDON YOUR FRIEND IN FAVOR OF PONG. I AM SURE THEY WILL UNDERSTAND, FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF POING FAR EXCEEDS THAT OF ANY "MORTAL" BEING. I GIVE YOU MY PONGS BLESSING SO THAT YOU MAY TAKE THE CODE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS AND LIVE A-THOUSAND PONGS.
I LOVE PONG. I AM THE BEST AT PONG. I LOVE WINNING AT POING. I AM BETTER AT PONK THAN JAYDEN. I WAS ONCE PONG IN A PAST LIFE. PONG IS LOVE. PONG IS LIFE. PONG IS MY EVERYTHING. I <3 PONG. PONG <3 ME. I KISS PONJ EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT. I TUCK POINK INTO BED EVERY MIDNIGHT WITH A LITTLE KISS ON THE RECTANGULAR FOREHEAD. I GO TO SLEEP SMILING KNOWING THAT I LOVE PONGE. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT PONG. PONG IS IN MY BRAIN. PONG HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. IM DELUSIONAL. I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS. BUT THE PONG IS IN MY BRAIN. WHEN I POP PILLS I THINK OF THE PONG RECTANGLE AND I ENTER A MANIC STATE OF PONG. I AM SICK WITH A MAD CASE OF THE PONG. PONG IS MY EVERYTHING. PONG IS MY LOVE, MY LIFE, MY NEWBORN CHILD, MY REASON TO LIVE. I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT POINJ. I THINK I HAVE TRULY CONNECTED ON A MOLECULAR, SPIRITUAL, CELESTIAL LEVEL WITH THE "GAME" YOU CALL PONG. HOWEVER IT IS NOT A GAME TO ME. PONK IS MY LIFEBLOOD. I LOVE PONG.
CP3 ITS POSSIBLE?
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE IT SO.