A multiplayer version of the game "Classic Pong".
FINALLY, SOMEONE TRULY UNDERSTANDS MY DEEP-ROOTED DESIRE FOR THE ELUSIVE AND EVER-WONDROUS LIFESTYLE THAT IS "PONG". TO CALL IT A GAME WOULD BE UNDERSELLING IT, AS IT IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT. PONG IS AN EXPERIENCE, A LIFE-CHANGING MOMENT. I WOULD DASH MY NEWBORN BABY'S BRAIN AGAINST A PADDLE JUST TO EXPERIENCE THE ADDICTIVE RUSH OF PONG A FRACTION OF A SECOND. WHILE I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR USERNAME (FOR I AM THE BEST), I CAN APPRECIATE SOMEONE WHO IS ON THE SAME SPIRITUAL LEVEL THAT I AM. AND PLEASE DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. IF THE PADDLE DOES NOT WANT TO MOVE, YOU CANNOT MAKE IT. THE PADDLE OF PONK IS A WILD BEAST THAT ONLY TRUE EXPERTS WOULD KNOW HOW TO TAME AND CONTROL WITH EXCELLENCE. IF IT TRULY DOES WEIGH YOU DOWN, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO ABANDON YOUR FRIEND IN FAVOR OF PONG. I AM SURE THEY WILL UNDERSTAND, FOR THE IMPORTANCE OF POING FAR EXCEEDS THAT OF ANY "MORTAL" BEING. I GIVE YOU MY PONGS BLESSING SO THAT YOU MAY TAKE THE CODE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS AND LIVE A-THOUSAND PONGS.