A multiplayer version of the game "Classic Pong".
I LOVE PONG. I AM THE BEST AT PONG. I LOVE WINNING AT POING. I AM BETTER AT PONK THAN JAYDEN. I WAS ONCE PONG IN A PAST LIFE. PONG IS LOVE. PONG IS LIFE. PONG IS MY EVERYTHING. I <3 PONG. PONG <3 ME. I KISS PONJ EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT. I TUCK POINK INTO BED EVERY MIDNIGHT WITH A LITTLE KISS ON THE RECTANGULAR FOREHEAD. I GO TO SLEEP SMILING KNOWING THAT I LOVE PONGE. I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT PONG. PONG IS IN MY BRAIN. PONG HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. IM DELUSIONAL. I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS. BUT THE PONG IS IN MY BRAIN. WHEN I POP PILLS I THINK OF THE PONG RECTANGLE AND I ENTER A MANIC STATE OF PONG. I AM SICK WITH A MAD CASE OF THE PONG. PONG IS MY EVERYTHING. PONG IS MY LOVE, MY LIFE, MY NEWBORN CHILD, MY REASON TO LIVE. I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT POINJ. I THINK I HAVE TRULY CONNECTED ON A MOLECULAR, SPIRITUAL, CELESTIAL LEVEL WITH THE "GAME" YOU CALL PONG. HOWEVER IT IS NOT A GAME TO ME. PONK IS MY LIFEBLOOD. I LOVE PONG.