With that kind of attitude I'm sure you will get great sympathy from everyone. Agreed with Zenox98 that you would have been much better with a more polite email direct to Scirra rather than posting on here.
Scirra's made it fairly clear now that exporting to Android uses third party wrappers such as CocoonJS. The recently updated XDK tools even allow you to export without a splash screen for free.
There are plenty of tutorials / manuals on this online. A quick google search or youtube search never hurt anybody and you can learn most things these days with a little savvy....
You complain about wasting weeks of your time with C2 but I suggest checking out what other options you have out there! I've used Unity, Multimedia Fusion, tried XNA for xbox and Game Salad. I have found Construct 2 to be the most user friendly interface of all of them. Have you even tried free versions of the alternatives?
If you want to make games with no programming try MMF2 or Game Salad. Although judging by your post, MMF2 will upset your bank balance and game salad your patience.
Then you can try Unity3d. Its free and you can export direct to Android .apk. Plus its 3d. Although you will need to learn some basic programming and spend a lot more than a 'few weeks' of wasted time there. I've been to Unity several times and made a few simple apps but its definately not an easy thing to do! Animations, screen layouts, collisions. Nothing is taken care of with no code / automatically like you get in C2.
I think its hilarious that so many people expect to make an app and get rich from it. Making a mobile app is definitely a lot more accessible than it was several years ago but it means there are thousands of apps out there now so its harder to make money. Even once you work out how to get Ads in you are not going to be able to retire from it unless you make a really great app or hit it very lucky!
In most cases you get what you paid for in life. Check the price of full versions of Unity3d, Multimedia Fusion 2, Gamesalad and I think 99% of people would agree with me that C2 is the best value for money. Just remember its HTML5 based. Something Scirra doesn't hide and explains very clearly on the website and forum. HTML5 is new to mobile phones and the technology changes so rapidly. Support is only going to get stronger and eventually I wouldn't be surprised if we get a one click export.
There is no easy way to make games. If there was we would all do it! Fact is there isn't an easy way but C2 is one of the easiest ways. If you need any help exporting / adding ads it is possible you just need to search the forum or speak to people (politely) online. I've had a lot of help from a few users to get ads working, games exported, online features etc.
Your best bet is to try the above alternatives and send a polite email to Scirra.