Writer for Hire - Unpaid or Paid

I write stuff.

I am thoroughly educated in the English language and literature mechanics.

I can provide samples on request.

I will happily write for a small project unpaid.

I have a solid education of mathematics, geometry, geography, cryptography, graphic design, and acoustics.

I also write ideas, constructive criticism, and technical descriptions.

I may also double as an audio engineer, an image editor, a mediocre pixel artist, or a 3D modeller/animator.