I write stuff.
I am thoroughly educated in the English language and literature mechanics.
I can provide samples on request.
I will happily write for a small project unpaid.
I have a solid education of mathematics, geometry, geography, cryptography, graphic design, and acoustics.
I also write ideas, constructive criticism, and technical descriptions.
I may also double as an audio engineer, an image editor, a mediocre pixel artist, or a 3D modeller/animator.