And to help, I HAVE A YOUTUBE VIDEO. WOO.
The annotations show what I'm having problems with, mainly just keeping the animations right. I have another one, more of a testing ground, and for some reason, when he jumps and lands and whatnot in that one, it works right. However, I have it set on the same EXACT BLOODY SETTING in the one I'm working on now, and it's not working right!
Enclosed is a copy/paste of my event sheet.