Multiplayer pong

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  • MY SON IS CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID. YOU DONT GET POINK LIKE I DO. I INJECTED PONG INTO MY BLOODSTREAM. I LIVE BREATHE EAT PONG. EVERY TIME I PLAY PONG I FEEL THE SWEET WARM LOVING EMBRACE OF RECTANGLES HOLDING ME CLOSELY. YOU WOULD NOT GET IT. YOU ARE SAD; CRUEL. YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF PONG. YOU ARE PONGHATER. ON BEHALF OF THE PONG WE DO NOT WELCOME YOU. WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS BUT A PARTICLE I WAS PLAYING PONG. THE "BIG BANG" WAS ME WINNING AT PONG. SINCE THEN EVERY PART OF ME IS PONG. YOU WOULD NOT GET THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE HEARTLESS, YOU KICK NEWBORN CHILDREN AND YOU HATE PONG. MY HEART IS SHAPED LIKE TWO RECTANGLES AND A SQUARE BECAUSE OF MY DEEP LUSTFUL DESIRE FOR PONG. GOD, I LOVE PONG. JUST AS JESUS PONG CHRIST ONCE SAID, IN PONGS 1:1, "MAY ALL WHO PRAISE PONG IN HIS NAME BE FORGIVEN FOR HIS PINS" (PONG SINS). YOU ARE PINGFUL. I AM A SAINT AND THE SECONDCOMING OF JESUS CHRIST. PONG WAS CREATED WITH MY BLOOD; EVER SINCE PONG HAS BEEN THE ONLY GAME. I LOVE PONG. <3