You're Blambo Jones. As a seasoned mercenary - you have taken it upon yourself to save the world and the babes from the ever crazier Illuminati.
This game is awesome. Visuals are great. I see you put a lot of work in this. It's got this sweet combination of nice graphics, cool storyline, hell you put in even an intro story.
And some cheesy obvious male-spoken audio like when you save a babe just me made me laugh out loud! :D Game's got humor.
Nice fitting varying soundtracks as well.
Some suggestions;
Would be nice to know what certain pick-ups 'do'? Maybe I'll find out later.
One of the frustrating things is how much health you lose when hit by obstacles or enemies. Like the steam coming from the top, dang!
Especially after when I accidentally jumped over the truck towards the left after finishing the underground tunnel. Had to start over.. really frustrating.
Also why can the enemies aim and I can't? Seemed a bit unfair. Would also be nice to be able to peek down. I was unable to figure out how to get all access coins though.
I'd say you've done a great job! Are you going to put in the market?
I am happy you enjoyed this. Yes, I spent many many many hours on this. I simplified the controls as it is designed for mobile play. I am not a fan of aiming and moving in mobile games. It IS in the market already! You can get it here: play.google.com/store/apps/details
It's designed to play comfortably and bring joy on a mobile device.
Thank you so much for your review, kind words and suggestions. I will certainly apply some of your ideas for BLAMBO: PART TWO (already in the works)!
I hope you will share the game with others you feel will enjoy the laughs and music that the game provides!