I had read that page. More than once on top of that. Last time was today, and I had purposely avoided reading the paragraph about "static and constant variables" because it was of no interest in my case and I wanted to keep working on resolving my problem. Thanks for pointing it out though.
Another thing you can read, in the "edit profile" page, is :
"Don't forget, let's all be nice to each other in the forum!"
Not quite sure if "cynical" and "mocking" is compatible with "nice", but let's say that none of us can remember every single thing that's written on this website.
Thanks everyone.