After my wife left me for our divorce attorney, I've been living in my wife's boyfriend's basement playing Simply a Dream. I've lost the spark with that game, and upon running into THIS game, Toasterhead, the spark is back!! This brings a new light into my life, distracting me from the noises my wife and her boyfriend make at night..I still get lonely sometimes...but this game..! I no longer feel alone, and I've even created my own DIY TOASTERHEAD body pillow!!!!! He is a little small, so I've added some adjustments and tweaking...We're not gonna get into the BIG things that I've added.

Also, I had to make a new account because my wife saw it and her boyfriend chased me out with a shotgun! (yes, I was able to get back inside)

With the utmost affection,

Wilma Diekfit