But wait if you act now we'll throw in a.... da da da STICK!!
What can you do with a STICK? you say?
You can throw it!
You can CATCH it!
(please do not try this at home)
We even have unconfirmed reports that you can even throw it like a boomerang!
(please do not try this at home)
(no guarantee that STICK? will return, in fact STICK? will not return)
Edit:
This just in:
Girls love the STICK!?.
In fact you will have to beat the girls off with the STICK!?.
(please don not hit people with the STICK!?)