Guys: I don't want to sound ridiculous but it's suddenly started working exactly as I wanted. I don't know what has changed, and I don't think I touched anything. I don't necessarily want to touch anything anymore lest it explodes.
Thanks for the help :D
Argh! Why would it just suddenly work when giving me a headache for so long?
Thanks guys. Sorry I wasted your time. I really should have just waited for Construct's self-healing properties.
(By the way I'm a big fan of the engine and the stuff you guys have done. I bought it yesterday. Also for some trivia, I was in a unit with David 18 months ago. He's a pretty cool guy. He makes games about UFOs abducting strawberries and doesn't afraid of anything.)