I came up with a workaround that seems to work for my case.
I simply reduce all objects size by a factor of 100, and then make them bigger again just after the check. This reduces the object to a tiny dot, basically, just what i wanted.
Since i use the self.width /height thing, the process doesnt require For Each, and as far as my testing is right, it is performance-friendly, there is no lag like with the other workarounds.