You're Blambo Jones. As a seasoned mercenary - you have taken it upon yourself to save the world and the babes from the ever crazier Illuminati.
I am happy you enjoyed this. Yes, I spent many many many hours on this. I simplified the controls as it is designed for mobile play. I am not a fan of aiming and moving in mobile games. It IS in the market already! You can get it here: play.google.com/store/apps/details
It's designed to play comfortably and bring joy on a mobile device.
Thank you so much for your review, kind words and suggestions. I will certainly apply some of your ideas for BLAMBO: PART TWO (already in the works)!
I hope you will share the game with others you feel will enjoy the laughs and music that the game provides!