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I THINK THIS GAME IS CURING MY CANCER RIGHT NOW!!!!!! THE DOCTORS ARE SAYING THAT THE TUMOR IN MY BRAIN JUST DISAPPEARED AND I SHOULD BE HEALTHY AND ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL IN ABOUT A WEEK!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!

I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME FOR SO LONG THAT MY FINGERS LITERALLY FELL OFF!!!!! IM TYPING THIS WITH MY TOES RN! IM ALSO PLAYING THE GAME WITH MY TOES TOO!!!! MY KIDS VISITED TODAY AND I SHOWED THEM THIS GAME AND THEY TOLD ME THEY HOPE I GET BETTER!!!!! THEYVE NEVER EVEN SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN "DAD WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR 3 SOCKS ON EACH FOOT ITS NOT NORMAL DAD PLEASE STOP MY FRIENDS ARE MAKING FUN OF US IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER YOU STILL LOOK 3'4" BUT TODAY THEY SAID THEY HOPE THE CANER GOES AWAY!!!!!! ANYWAYS THE DOCTORS SAID I ONLY HAVE A COUPLE DAYS LEFT TO LIVE BUT IM TAKING THIS GAME TO HELL WITH ME. WHO NEEDS JESUS WHEN YOU HAVE MARBLES?? THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN MY LIFE AND IN MY AFTERLIFE IS THIS GAME!!!!!!!! MY EX WIFE CALLED AND ASKED ME WHAT GAME I WAS CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH. SHE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME ABOUT THE GAMES WITHOUT CALLING ME IMMATURE OR COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!! I THINK MY EX EX EX WIFE LOVES ME AGAIN AND I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF THIS GAME.

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I HAVE BEEN PLAYING THE TENNIS GAME FOR OVER A MONTH I NEVER EXPECTED TO FIND ANYTHING BETTER!!!!!! THIS GAME IS THE ONLY THING I NEED TO LIVE!!!! I ONLY HAVE A MONTH LEFT TO LIVE BEFORE THE CANCER KILLS ME BUT I DONT CARE AS LONG AS THIS GAME EXISTS IM HAPPY WITH ANYTHING HAPPENING!!!!!!!! MY WIFE VISITED ME YESTERDAY AND SAW ME PLAYING THIS GAME. SHE CALLED ME AN IMMATURE CHILD AND THEN THREW GLASS INTO MY EYE BUT I CAN STILL SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!!! THE DOCTORS ARE SAYING THAT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE MY EYE NOW BUT I CAN PLAY THIS GAME WHILE THEY PERFORM THIS SURGERY!!!!! ONCE I SEE MY CHILDREN AGAIN I AM GOING TO SHOW THEM THIS GAME AND THEY WILL FINALLY LOVE ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I PLAYED THIS GAME AT MY WIFES FUNERAL AND SHE CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!! SHE SLAPPED AND CALLED ME "IMMATURE" AND "TOO OBSESSED WITH VIDEO GAMES" BUT SHE IS ALIVE AND IS STILL MARRIED TO ME I GET TO SEE MY KIDS AGAIN NEXT WEEK!! IM GONNA SHOW THEM THIS GAME AND THEY ARE GONNA LOVE IT! YOU KEEP MAKING THE BEST GAMES EVER!! I KEEP HAVING TO PLAY WITH MYSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME. THE DOCTOR THAT DOES MY CHEMOTHERAPY PLAYS WITH ME THO! ALSO THE BRAIN CANCER IS GETTING WORSE!!!! I ONLY HAVE 3 MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE BUT IM OK WITH THAT AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE THIS GAME IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!!!!

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THIS GAME IS GONNA MAKE ME TAKE MY DOORKNOB OFF MY FRONT DOOR AND ADVERTISE MY HOUSE'S ROBABILITY TO EVERYONE THAT WALKS BY MY HOUSE. I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED IN MY SLEEP AND YOU KNOW WHY? ITS BECAUSE OF YOU. YEAH. YOU! THE CREATOR OF THIS GAME SHOULD GO TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR THIS WAR CRIME OF A GAME.. I WILL SIGN YOU UP FOR SCIENTOLOGY. I WILL SHAVE YOUR FINGERNAILS. ACTUALLY, I WILL PUT MY FINGERNAILS INTO YOUR NEXT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND THEN LIVE WITH YOU FOR 30 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. WE WILL RAISE A CHILD TOGETHER AND THEN ONE DAY, WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOUR BALLS WILL BE GONE. THAT'S RIGHT. I WILL STEAL YOUR TESTICLES. AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS GAME! THE POLICE ARE ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE RN. BYE BYE FUCKER!

THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE. I AM QUITTING MY JOB AS PRESIDENT OF SYRIA!! YOU HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE.. I AM GOING TO SHOVE NEEDLES IN MY EYES AND BLAME YOU FOR MY BLINDNESS! I WILL SHOVE MY ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH AND SEND YOU A PICTURE OF IT! I HAVE BEEN IN TEARS EVER SINCE I PLAYED THIS GAME! SYRIA IS GOING TO WAR WITH MADAGASCAR AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR STUPID GAME! GET IN A CAR CRASH AND LOSE YOUR LEFT KNEE CAP PLEASE!!!!!!!!

OH ALSO MY EX WIFE DIED LAST NIGHT I THINK THAT'S UNCONNECTED TO THIS GAME THO.

THE BRAIN CANCER IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO REMISSION AFTER I PLAYED THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER. THIS GAME IS BETTER THAN JESUS AND I DON'T CARE IF I GO TO HELL FOR SAYING THAT CAUSE I WILL TAKE THIS GAME WITH ME! SHOVE A FORK THRU MY FLESH I DONT CARE I WILL HAVE THIS GAME FOREVER SATAN THINKS HE CAN TORTURE ME? HA JOKES ON YOU BUCKO IM INTO THAT!

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O EM GEE!!!!!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER I SENT THIS GAME TO MY EX-WIFE AND SHE BROKE UP WITH HER DIVORCE LAWYER AND GOT BACK WITH ME IMMEDIATELY!!! THIS GAME HAS SOLVED EVERY PROBLEM IN MY LIFE! I USED TO HAVE BRAIN CANCER AND I STILL DO I JUST DONT CARE ANYMORE BECAUSE THIS GAME IS SO GOOD!!

this is the best game ever good job i will be playing this game until my fingertips fall off. This game makes me forget about my ex-wife marrying her divorce lawyer and stealing my kids. This game feels like brushing my teeth and flossing them at the same time. This game makes me feel more joy than i have ever felt in my life. This game is the best game ever!