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Green guy is stuck in a strange lava filled dungeon. Get him past the spikes to escape through the mysterious portal.
THIS GAME IS GONNA MAKE ME TAKE MY DOORKNOB OFF MY FRONT DOOR AND ADVERTISE MY HOUSE'S ROBABILITY TO EVERYONE THAT WALKS BY MY HOUSE. I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED IN MY SLEEP AND YOU KNOW WHY? ITS BECAUSE OF YOU. YEAH. YOU! THE CREATOR OF THIS GAME SHOULD GO TO FEDERAL PRISON FOR THIS WAR CRIME OF A GAME.. I WILL SIGN YOU UP FOR SCIENTOLOGY. I WILL SHAVE YOUR FINGERNAILS. ACTUALLY, I WILL PUT MY FINGERNAILS INTO YOUR NEXT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND THEN LIVE WITH YOU FOR 30 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. WE WILL RAISE A CHILD TOGETHER AND THEN ONE DAY, WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOUR BALLS WILL BE GONE. THAT'S RIGHT. I WILL STEAL YOUR TESTICLES. AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS GAME! THE POLICE ARE ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE RN. BYE BYE FUCKER!